Do you remember last January when I posted this story about Mark pulling my hair when I would roll over at night? A few months back, we were sleeping in bed. From left to right: Mark, Casey, Callie. Callie wasn’t rolling too much at the time, we all fell asleep after nursing. While sleeping, Callie started falling off the bed, so I grabbed her leg and yanked her back up…Mark sat up screaming at me “WHAT IS GOING ON?” as I opened my eyes to realized I was not pulling Callie’s leg. I was, in fact, pulling on my husband’s parts. Yep, you heard me. Pulling. on. his. PARTS!! You know, the kind of pulling required to save your infant child. When I realized what I was doing, I started shouting “Oh my goodness, I’m SOOOO sorry. I was dreaming Callie was falling off the bed. I’m so sorry!” I’m no longer welcome to be the middle sleeper. For the safety of my husband, future children and our sex life!
I guess you could say I got him back? And there has been enough time that it’s finally ok to laugh about. But to be honest, I was laughing as soon as he left to sleep in the guest room.
