Aug 20, 2012

TMI Baby Talk

Conversation with Mark this evening.

Me: Hey Honey, I think I’m ovulating from both sides! You want twins?

Mark: Not if they’re gonna be conjoined!

Me: HUH?

Mark: Did you see the conjoined twins in the news?

Then he proceeded to pull up YouTube.

Guess who is NOT ever having sex with a 32 year old again!?  Unless there is some chocolate involved.  But he only has a few hours left.