Conversation with Mark this evening.
Me: Hey Honey, I think I’m ovulating from both sides! You want twins?
Mark: Not if they’re gonna be conjoined!
Me: HUH?
Mark: Did you see the conjoined twins in the news?
Then he proceeded to pull up YouTube.
Guess who is NOT ever having sex with a 32 year old again!? Unless there is some chocolate involved. But he only has a few hours left.
